What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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