god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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