had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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