Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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