can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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