i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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