And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
