But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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