some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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