i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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