i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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