I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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