We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i think i just lost a toe
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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