Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Panties = found
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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