he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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