I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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