You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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