they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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