I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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