I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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