What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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