what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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