her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Of course I have a pirate flag
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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