I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm sobbing to NWA
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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