I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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