What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Shame is for Republicans.
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