I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
