would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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