Where are you?
In a non slutty way
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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