Sacagawea was the original milf.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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