dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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