my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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