I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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