idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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