Only a mothe r could love this liver
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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