no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The feeling are messing with the penis
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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