Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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