i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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