i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
