Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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