I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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