How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm eating all of the evidence.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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