well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Shame - the story of my life.
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