i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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