Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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