So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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