i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
