I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
