yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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