I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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